Is the laptop cooling ok with the lid closed? Or do you crack it open when actually in use?

Can you explain the joke?

A “maybe she’ll cum next time” amount of points for you.

I don’t think cocoa can grow in Switzerland…

I’m mostly confused by the incredulity. “That’s actually insane.”

Dude, it’s a mammal with all the same code as you and a brain larger than your entire body. But for some reason you’re surprised that they’re smart?

You understand correctly, journalists just don’t care about getting stuff wrong all the time here as long as it gets clicks/views.

The creators of Lemmy (who also run the Lemmy.ml instance) are huge fans of censorship and propaganda so they use automated swear word filtering to train their users into uncritically accepting censorship.

Wait until you learn what shape a speed square is.

1 year later

Government website you have to use to pay your water bill: “Confirm you are a human…”

Does hydropower count as cold steam?

Well I guess all wind power is also steam at a very low concentration heated by a fusion reaction.

We’re still pretending like quantum computing is anywhere near functional?

Maybe teaching the difference between invasive and native would help?

Tell your doctor about the issue with your wife. They can help advocate for you.

🎼One of these links is not like the others

Can they amputate backs yet?

Also soviets: *drains an entire sea with predictably disastrous results*

You need more vegetables in your diet.

Nah bro I’m a Paleolithic human so I eat my burger without a bun.

As opposed to Reddit users?

This is a great answer. It is worth noting that the word “dumb” used to literally mean what we now say is “non-verbal”. Funny how language changes.

See also: “lame”.