Why is that a problem, exactly?

The name itself was foreshadowing of their ignorance.

I feel like you might be doing something wrong.

Fucking idiot.

You’re right, and I wasn’t serious.

This one and the koala, which is actually more accurate.

So when is Douchebag Mc34Felonies leaving?

Just add it to the list at this point…

Can’t wait to see the next moron they pick to replace him.

Nothing. They just changed the adjective.

Best computer game theme ever

Bam. Roasted.

Literally. The sudden compression would have briefly caused everything in that capsule to combust like a fire piston.

Oops

He’s not trying to do…

What about it?

Where do I sign up to get paid to write obvious shit like this?

Good.

What do you expect when there’s no physical media to buy anymore?

No.