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NegativeNull@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it’s aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn’t it?

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Greetings from Canada. Well boys, it’s aboot time we get to our hoose in Canada, isn’t it?

i.chzbgr.com

NegativeNull@lemm.ee to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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    Holy shit the French instructions just made me lose it. I love it.

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    • kamenLady.
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      Me too - perfect

  • @carbonprop@lemmy.ca
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    12•2 years ago

    I’m not sure indigenous Canadians would agree.

    • @SlikPikker@lemmy.ca
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      About the forceful and violent nature of something masking itself with politesse?

      IDK fam

  • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)
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    10•2 years ago

    What is wrong with this picture?

    In French, if you please.

    • @nomecks@lemmy.world
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      Canadian Bacon. Great movie.

      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

  • @Jaccident@lemm.ee
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    10•2 years ago

    Je suis L’cutus de la Borg.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    18•2 years ago

    NGL I am slightly more convinced by the Canadian Borg than the regular variety

    (Maple flavor vs vanilla?)

    I bet the Canadian Borg have free healthcare and poutine.

    But almost all of em probably live right on the border of regular Borg space…

    • NegativeNull@lemm.eeOP
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      Canadian Borg are also comfy in their flannel as well

      • @Saraphim@lemmy.world
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        Please god someone post an ai pic of a borg in flannel

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          • @howsetheraven@lemmy.world
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            And it gives you Max Headroom?

          • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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            Your instructions are almost intentionally confusing.

            Does the AI need this qualifier “a Star Trek villain”? Or does that just confuse it.

            Also they were in the show much more prominently than any movie. I can’t even remember if they were in a movie, though it’s possible I’m just forgetting.

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    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      You will escort us to sector zero, zero, two.

    • Value Subtracted
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      Alison Pill is Canadian, so I assume this is basically Jurati’s collective.

    • SokathHisEyesOpen
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      The Borg have no healthcare. If you get injured they remove your implants and use your biomass to feed the collective.

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    "Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

    …Sorry."

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      “Sohrry, eh.”

  • @Abnorc@lemm.ee
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    Do you think that they could ever assimilate Quebec?

    • NegativeNull@lemm.eeOP
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      Not a chance

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    Your technological and biological distinctiveness will be added to our own, sorry.

  • TotallyNotSpez
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    Looking forward to Stamet’s comment on this one :D

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  • @Fungah@lemmy.world
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    Shouldnt it be sur le 2?

    Source: I’ve heard this like 9 million times.

  • Rentlar
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    6•2 years ago

    dur

    L’abonné que vous avez besoin de ne peut pas répondre au ce moment. Veuillez réessayer encore plus tard.

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