We may share your poop with third party to improve user experience.
Your poop will be used to custom tailor your experience to be the best possible poop
We’ll scan your butt cheeks to tailor the toilet seat to your exact shape
Don’t be afraid to show your uniqueness
Enjoy the difference
“We value your privacy”
More like “We’ll make good value from your privacy”
“Your privacy has value to us [and our 1000 best friends].”
That’s “Your privacy is very valuable to us.” Do you even corporate-speak?
Not in English apparently:(
Yours sounds more corporate indeed
SmartPipe!
Thats hilarious
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So this is a straight up meme sub now?
Little did they know that it’s exactly my thing.
Not that weird, from a historical or regional perspective. Most of the history of humankind did not feature bathroom privacy. Toilets in rural China are basically lines of rectangular holes cut in the floor.
Get Monero
Romans had this system 2000 years ago!
Bathroom or Black Lodge?
“AI Generated Images” ?
