Are you your own great-grandfather yet?

Ah yes, like the time I got home tired from work during summer, went to bed, woke up to see the clock was 8:something and rushed to get out, to realise it was PM not AM.

When I was a little kid I used to teleport. One second we’d be in the car driving home and suddenly I’d find myself inside my home in my bed. The transporter would even change my clothes into pajamas somehow!